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Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play them.
Chocography - Information describing the candy arrangement in box.
Wriglimortis - The effect of a cold drink on a piece of chewing gum.
Aquait - The time allowed at the water fountain for the water to cool.
Invisivoidance - The ability to disappear to avoid saying Hi to people.
Mimoids - People addicted to the smell of newly mimeographed papers.
Headweasels - The pompous, arrogant, etc, maitre d's who ruin a meal.
Superflograph - The last useless photo taken just to finish the roll.
Fotoflagellation - The act of waving a Polaroid so it develops faster.
Anticiparcellation - Picking up mail after the mailman is out of sight.
Parsleycution - Destroying the garnish on your plate, so no recycling.
NBAcious - Last ditch effort of a player as the buzzer goes off.
Anaception - The body's ability to affect TV reception by moving.
Receptronzs - Bits of foil, coat hangers to improve antenna reception.
Boothgap - Space between a stationary seat and the next table.
Idiot Box - The part of the envelope that tells where the stamp goes.
Peppier - The waiter at fancy restaurant who only grinds pepper.
Teloustic - Tendency for people to shout when calling long distance.
Lockoblanko -The inability to remember your combination after vacation.
F-Shock - Discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino.
Eufirstics - Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up.
Puttsway - Leaning/teetering movements performed by golfers.
Infrasurvey - The test to see how far back the TV remote will work.
Televators - The rolling line on a TV when the Horizontal hold is out.
Maltigo - Mall confusion about which direction one entered from.
Salivosavers - People who tuck envelopes in instead of licking them.
Postentive - Starting a long overdue letter and never finishing it.
Navaglancing - Trying to find a good radio station while driving.
Mowmuffins - Dried accumulation of grass on the underside of mowers.
Jetschpiel - The animated "safety speech" given on airlines & ignored.
Sellebrities - Stars who triple their income by endorsing stuff.
Airpunt - Any series of kicks that advances baggage thru the airport.
Kleptoreceptors - The plastic cage on cassettes at music stores.
Buttblotting Fluid - The blue stuff on diaper commercials.
Bursploot - Using one's thumb at the end of the hose to boost pressure.
Whipsplash - Compulsion to shove someone into a swimming pool.
Boopchatter - The beeps at the beginning/end of pre-recorded tapes.
Marmal - The bits of orange peel suspended in mamalade.
Barcathrottle - The wooden lever/gear shift on the side of a recliner.
Bar-B-Coup - When a relative commandeers the outdoor grill.
Jemimites - Tiny pancakes formed from batter that fell of the ladle.
Sloopage - Tendency of hot dogs/hamburgers to slip from their covers.
Bugpedal - To accelerate/decelerate rapidly to remove a clinging bug.
Quadriphobia - Fear of 4-way stops and not knowing who goes next.
Carpillary action - Enables water to move up a windshield.
Audiosis - The hearing of a sound after it quits.
Sentimuck - The gloopy feeling you get when you newlyweds with cake.
Tunar - Sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
Cherk - Person who writes a check for the items in the grocery store.
Margrane - Blinding pain from drinking Margarita slush too quickly.
Freeze burn - Fascinating effect on a screen when a film jams & melts.
Boardwinds - Mysterious force in Monopoly that sucks up currency.
Javacise - Burst of motion after spilling coffee in one's lap.
Chiplinger - Debris left in the dip during a large party.
Umbrace - Small strap that holds an umbrella in place.
Waldust - Powder that sticks to you when you lean against a white wall.
Infachilles - Having one's heel rammed from behind by a baby stroller.
Nuttonbutton - The device at intersections marked "push to cross"
Umbroglio - Any conflict with an umbrella on a windy day.
Lynthlyptus - Any cough drop found in one's pocket after a few days.
Threek - A fork with a bent tine.
Intronesia - Embarrassing act of forgetting a name as your introducing.
Minisculini - Tiny portions served in fancy restaurants.
Memoglyphics - Any grocery list that cannot be read once at the store.
Snacktivity - Any amusing table pastime. (eating the crust first,etc)
Wobbliwad - A folded piece of paper stuck under furniture as a balance.
Yardshtick - Lame neighborly quips exchanged in the backyard.
Cinemuck - The popcorn/soda/candy melted all over the theater floor.
Buyzantine - A building style designed so visitors exit the gift shop.
Flannister - The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack together.
Projectee - A person who is in front of the screen as the movie starts.
Alfafabet - Backward letters used only on kid's clubhouse doors.